do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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