I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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