you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
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This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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