you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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