Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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