Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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