out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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