i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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