Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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