I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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