How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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