im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
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it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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