What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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