Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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