i think my tv is drunk
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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