Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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