Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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