Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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