And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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