Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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