well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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