Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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