Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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