Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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