I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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