these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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