Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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