just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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