My nipple is on Facebook.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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