hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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