lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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