awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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