I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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