I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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