Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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