Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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