I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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