Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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