i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I think I just sharted jello shots
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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