its not stalking. its research.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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