Jerry, you need to find god
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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