He kissed a someone with a penis
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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