Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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