How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize