Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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