how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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