your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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