I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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