You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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