I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i think i just lost a toe
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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