Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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